I AM GERALD ULRICH, I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND I LIVE IN CHI CITY. I LIKE ANYTHING. I LOVE BEING NUDE AND DRINKING MILK. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOBODY CROSSES ME.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
Whaaat? Where at
I just came. Ohhhhh shit!!!
Whaaaaaa
fucking heathens
Hold me down a wild cherry please
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HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO
no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art
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