I AM GERALD ULRICH, I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND I LIVE IN CHI CITY. I LIKE ANYTHING. I LOVE BEING NUDE AND DRINKING MILK. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOBODY CROSSES ME.

 

romeo: hey i just met you.

romeo: and this is crazy.

romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.

romeo: so marry me maybe.

howtobeterrell:

aretha-stanklin:

strippingwallpaper:

locovirgo:

great-brittany:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Whaaat? Where at

I just came. Ohhhhh shit!!!

Whaaaaaa

fucking heathens

Hold me down a wild cherry please

howtobeterrell:

aretha-stanklin:

strippingwallpaper:

locovirgo:

great-brittany:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Whaaat? Where at

I just came. Ohhhhh shit!!!

Whaaaaaa

fucking heathens

Hold me down a wild cherry please

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art